Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
why aren’t these being reblogged more often? i rather see these than “keys in hand”
Don’t mind the caption, just look at the pictures and learn.
I CAN FEEL HER DELIGHT
I see this and my immediate response is to yell:
BEAT THAT ASS GIRL! FUCK HIM UP.
Basically as I was told I will tell you.
Do as much damage as you can. Claw at eyes, go for the throat. Hit in the adam’s apple, stop on an instep, bite, piss, vomit do whatever. Fuck him up and run. Scream FIRE while you run. Hit parked cars and set off alarms.
Fuck him up.
Reblogged for the innocent-but-not-weak girls out there. God forbid you meet this situation, but if you do, get your attacker to Step 7.
Let’s not forget the women…Sansa, Arya, Brienne, Cersei, Catelyn. If only the world were run by these women. All of them with various amounts of power, all suffering, all wiser than they are allowed to be. - Amy Poehler